BVM vs. LHC

Reading this article on the NY Times this morning and considering all that has been vituperatively typed in the last week about Knock apparitions, I bring you: the Blessed Virgin Mary vs. the Large Hadron Collider.

It must be our prediction that all Higgs [boson] producing machines shall have bad luck,” Dr. Nielsen said in an e-mail message. In an unpublished essay, Dr. Nielson said of the theory, “Well, one could even almost say that we have a model for God.” It is their guess, he went on, “that He rather hates Higgs particles, and attempts to avoid them.

And then

When he saw and spoke to Our Lady in Knock on October 11th, she told him she is very angry with the Church. “They have insulted the Blessed Virgin Mary . . . She wants respect from the church.”

Both make equal amounts of sense to me.