To everyone’s complete surprise, X Factor winner Leon is going to get top spot in this year’s Christmas charts. The show’s producers have announced that next year’s show will be held in the middle of summer when everyone is on their holidays and there is no possibility of anyone suspecting that winning the show has anything to do with increasing single sales ahead of the year’s busiest retail period.
Meanwhile, in other news, something happened to some random people outside Europe. A large object exploded after it slammed into the side of a house and someone lived there with his family of twelve. A spokesman for the X Factor show had no comment on this completely unrelated and possibly faked occurrence.